Wednesday, November 7, 2012









Z Lowhand

Height- 6'9''
Weight- 120 lbs.

Has an extremely oversized body that mirrors her ego.  Z's mother was abducted by aliens while pregnant with her.  This accounts for light weight of her muscles and the knife-like blades growing out of her left hand.  

Her mission is to destroy and take the place of the sun so the earth will revolve around her for eternity.

Her Weakness:  Is that she can only survive on a steady diet of narcotics and media attention.  If she is left sober and alone away from the paparazzi and the daily mentions of her on the internet, she will shrink down to the size of a troll. 





Big China

Height- 5'4''
Weight- 250 lbs.

Little China

A Chinese-American CEO of the biggest frozen microwavable dumpling company in the world by day. When he isn't coming up with new flavors to stuff inside his frozen noodles or working as a House DJ in Beijing Little China is out fighting crime.  Little China doesn't have super powers, he is a superpower.  He has atomic strength and a gold radioactive wrist ban.

His mission is protect good citizens of the world.